God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, “God, we don’t need You anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what You did in the beginning.”

“Oh, is that so? Tell Me,” God replies.

“Well,” says the scientist, “we can take plain dirt, form it into the likeness of You, and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“That’s very interesting. Show Me,” says God.

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.

“No, no!” interrupts God. “Get your own dirt.”